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The Gnomean Way T-Shirt

$30.00
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Four Keepers. One crest. A whole world of wonder.

Earth beneath your feet. Water finding its way. Fire giving warmth. Air carrying your next breath. The Gnomean Way T-Shirt brings the Four Keepers together around the Gnomean Crest, echoing their arrangement on the cover of The Gnomean Book of Rituals.

The Gnomes of Earth, Undines of Water, Salamanders of Fire, and Sylphs of Air surround the heart of the design. Together, they invite a way of living rooted in care, open to change, alive with purpose, and curious about the mysteries around us.

Whether these beings speak to you as living presences, meaningful symbols, or a meeting of both, this shirt carries that invitation into ordinary days. For the profound and the wonderfully strange. For walking your own path with a little more wonder.

Live Like Gnomes. Wear your weird like it’s blessed.

A classic unisex tee with a structured shape, easy to wear on its own or in layers.

Production and delivery

Made to order by our printing partner. Estimated delivery, including production and shipping: United States: 6–8 business days; Canada: 4–7 business days; United Kingdom: 3–5 business days.

We ship to many other countries too. These three are examples, not a complete list of destinations. Delivery times vary by location and are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Items in the same order may arrive separately.

Product details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Church of Gnome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2219 Rimland Dr, Suite 301
Bellingham, WA 98226
United States
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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