{"product_id":"pet-ordainment-certificate","title":"Pet Ordainment Certificate","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey’ve been ministering to your household. It’s time their paperwork caught up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your furry, feathered, or scaly companion with a personalized Church of Gnome Ordainment Certificate. Whether their ministry is a quiet presence beside you, an enthusiastic greeting, or a suspiciously well-timed interruption, this printed keepsake honors the bond you already share.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery beloved pet is already a Sacred Companion. Pet ordainment is free, and this certificate is an optional way to mark the occasion. Choose the Original or Fancy design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePersonalization and ordering\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter your pet’s name exactly as you want it printed, up to 30 characters including spaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse your pet’s \u003cstrong\u003eordainment date, not their birthdate\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.churchofgnome.org\/pet-ordainment\"\u003epet ordination form\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge the ordering requirements above.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe aim to ship within a week, though preparation times may vary with order volume.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":50241156841610,"sku":"PET-CERT-01","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fancy","offer_id":50241156874378,"sku":"PET-CERT-02","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/7829\/1594\/files\/PetOrdainmentwithnameplaceholder.png?v=1789854363","url":"https:\/\/shop.churchofgnome.org\/products\/pet-ordainment-certificate","provider":"Church of Gnome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}