{"product_id":"ordained-minister-car-magnet","title":"Car Magnets","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little sacred absurdity for the road. Choose the \u003cstrong\u003eOrdained Minister\u003c\/strong\u003e design or the Church of Gnome’s favorite reassurance, \u003cstrong\u003eNot A Cult\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach 10″ × 3″ car magnet has weather-resistant vinyl, a matte finish, and magnetic backing. Choose one design per magnet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCheck your vehicle before ordering\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany bumpers have plastic covers or other non-magnetic surfaces, so it is common to place this magnet on a different part of the car. Choose a clean, flat steel body panel where a magnet holds firmly. It will not stick to plastic, aluminum, or other non-magnetic surfaces. Check your intended spot with a magnet first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Church of Gnome delivery information --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduction and delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order by our printing partner. Estimated delivery, including production and shipping: \u003cstrong\u003eUnited States: 6–9 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e; \u003cstrong\u003eCanada: 15–21 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e; \u003cstrong\u003eUnited Kingdom: 7–15 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to many other countries too. These three are examples, not a complete list of destinations. Delivery times vary by location and are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Items in the same order may arrive separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n• 100% vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black magnetic backing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weather-resistant\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eChurch of Gnome\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e2219 Rimland Dr, Suite 301\u003cbr\u003e\nBellingham, WA 98226\u003cbr\u003e\nUnited States\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Ordained Minister","offer_id":50243857809546,"sku":"5706029_22711","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Not A Cult","offer_id":50471650525322,"sku":"3365729_22711","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/7829\/1594\/files\/car-magnets-both-designs.png?v=1792096495","url":"https:\/\/shop.churchofgnome.org\/products\/ordained-minister-car-magnet","provider":"Church of Gnome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}